Gymnast Pickup Lines

OK, a day late for Valentine’s Day, but for those of you who missed Chris Saccullo on Twitter coming up with gymnastics related pickup lines yesterday (Valentine’s Day 2012), here are his contributions and more.

This is definitely an area that needs more humorous and hilarious input, so please feel free to submit your own additions to the genre.

#Gymnast Pickup Lines

Is your name @McKaylaMaroney’s Amanar? because you’re PERFECT!
@CSaccullo #gymnastpickuplines

@Aly_Raisman @McKaylaMaroney @jordynmarie2013
If this were a selection camp, I’d pick you first!
@CSaccullo #gymnastpickuplines

@Aly_Raisman @McKaylaMaroney @jordynmarie2013
You stole the meet, but why did you have to steal my heart? D=
@CSaccullo #gymnastpickuplines

In reply to Alexandra Raisman
@Aly_Raisman @McKaylaMaroney @jordynmarie2013
I incurred a 0.8 deduction from falling for you. ^_^
@CSaccullo #gymnastpickuplines

@Aly_Raisman @McKaylaMaroney @jordynmarie2013
So if the Elite Code of Points no longer has perfect 10’s, how does that explain YOU?
@CSaccullo #gymnastpickuplines

In reply to Alexandra Raisman
I’m sorry I mistook you for @Aly_Raisman ‘s tumbling, because you are absolutely GORGEOUS!
@CSaccullo #gymnastpickuplines

@Aly_Raisman @McKaylaMaroney @jordynmarie2013
You make me feel like I crashed on high bar, I’m seeing STARS
@CSaccullo #gymnastpickuplines

“Girl, I spotted you right away.”
@ArtisticGym Emerald

Please Submit Your Own Gymnast Pickup Lines

Please add comments with your own gymnast pickup lines. This is already a fun and funny category, thanks to Chris Saccullo and Emerald.

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