More Gymnastics Humor:
You Know You're a Gymnast When...

Thanks to Rebecca Sohler for the following joke:

Someone asked me if I had a boyfriend.
I said, "Yes."
They asked his name.
I said, “Gymnastics.  I am very committed.”
 
Sounds like a very committed relationship to us. Thanks, Rebecca.
 

For those of you who don't think the above joke is funny - 
you're crazy.
You need to call 1-800-GYM-PSYCHO
and then press the appropriate number(s)

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.  Just
stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you
which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press.  No
one will answer.
 
 

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